if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell
if you scream at retail workers of any fucking agei hope you burn in the deepest level of hell
As a 19 year old retail worker who is trying their hardest, if you scream at me, I will send you to the deepest level of Hell.
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario
what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people
Because we outnumber you.
I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.
fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them
Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance
not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies
au where instead of trying to kill each other in a duel, ciel and alois figure out a loophole to get rid of their stupid demon butlers after realizing they have a lot in common and become best buddy rulers of the english underworld together